Top 20 Dad Jokes of the Week: 'My wife says I should do more lunges to be in shape. That would be a big step forward'

Seasons may change but Dads will always be the same. 

Whether you're in elementary school or you just got off of your parent's health insurance, you probably still cringe at your father's jokes, especially at the dinner table. Don't you just want to eat your meatballs in peace and not have to hear some strangely outdated, guffaw-inducing wordplay? Perhaps in theory, but the older you get, the more you come to appreciate those moments even if they're not exactly funny jokes.

Perhaps you're on the brink of fatherhood yourself and have started to see Dad Jokes in a new light. Perhaps your own sense of humor is beginning to shift and you have found yourself starting to come up with your own Dad Jokes and having the same kind of unfiltered confidence that your Dad has when delivering said jokes. If that's so, we've got some top Dad Jokes of the week to share with your family. For more compilations like this, check out this list of ridiculous reasons why couples broke up.

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